Hässelby strand canon event
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| Smeknamn: | 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴y party |
| Skola/Utbildning: | KI, Uppsala universitet, SU |
| Orkester/Balett: | Blåslaget, Kårsdraget, Wijkmanska Blecket |
| Började i orkester/balett: | 2025 |
| Instrument: | Jacuzzi, Fot |
| Antal besökta SOF/STORK: | Hopefully none |
| Antal turnéer: | Hopefully NONE |
The Hässelby strand canon event (July 26th-27th, 2025) was the most life-changing event of all time occurring after a BÄB-swim meet at Arvid's dad's home in Hässelby strand, Stockholms län, Sverige.
List of attendees
- Arvid @
- Blod !
- Brunsås !
- Chloe !
- Erkul @
- Femman £
- Kazprom @
- Mjölk @
- Pequeño !
- Normal @
- Rocka !
- Trälim @
! Did not partake in the borderline foot orgy in the hot tub
@ Made out with Kazprom
£ Very reluctantly made out with Kazprom
Timeline
- 21:00 - Grill commences
- 23:00 - Grillfood eaten
- 01:00 - Blod goes to sleep
- 03:00 - Jacuzzi started up
- 03:05 - Normal and Kazprom strip into the sauna competition (no one won) (Ass.)
- 03:06 - "Poor kallsup no cuddles" - Pequeño about Erkul
- 03:45 - Erkul has a gross, sloppy makeout with Mjölk's toes that absolutely no one asked for (except for Kazprom, who joins him in the toe sucking moments later)
- 04:00 - r34/kazprom (feat. sauna)
- 04:01 - Erkul gets more than the cuddles Pequeño was bargaining for
- 06:30 - Erkul goes to sleep
- 07:00 - Mjölk, Femman, Normal, Kazprom and Arvid take a 30 minute walk to ICA and bathe on the beach
- 09:00 - Kazprom passes out on the porch, then proceeds to teleport to Arvid’s dad’s bed (controversial)
- 11:00 - Final soak, ft. cheez doodles soaked in jacuzzi (and possibly precum) water
- 11:30 - Brunsås wants to uber sushi to the house????????
- 14:00 - Everyone leaves
- 14:15- Erkul wakes up
- 14:25 - Erkul somehow makes the fastest fucking recovery in the west and makes it to the group already headed to the bus
