Hässelby strand canon event

Hässelby strand party

Har ingen bild.
Smeknamn:	𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴y party
Skola/Utbildning:	KI, Uppsala universitet, SU
Orkester/Balett:	Blåslaget, Kårsdraget, Wijkmanska Blecket
Började i orkester/balett:	2025
Instrument:	Jacuzzi, Fot
Antal besökta SOF/STORK:	Hopefully none
Antal turnéer:	Hopefully NONE

The Hässelby strand canon event (July 26th-27th, 2025) was the most life-changing event of all time occurring after a BÄB-swim meet at Arvid's dad's home in Hässelby strand, Stockholms län, Sverige.

List of attendees

• Arvid @
• Blod !
• Brunsås !
• Chloe !
• Erkul @
• Femman £
• Kazprom @
• Mjölk @
• Pequeño !
• Normal @
• Rocka !
• Trälim @

! Did not partake in the borderline foot orgy in the hot tub

@ Made out with Kazprom

£ Very reluctantly made out with Kazprom

Timeline

• 21:00 - Grill commences
• 23:00 - Grillfood eaten
• 01:00 - Blod goes to sleep
• 03:00 - Jacuzzi started up
• 03:05 - Normal and Kazprom strip into the sauna competition (no one won) (Ass.)
• 03:06 - "Poor kallsup no cuddles" - Pequeno about Erkul
• 03:45 - Erkul has a gross, sloppy makeout with Mjölk's toes that absolutely no one asked for (except for Kazprom, who joins him in the toe sucking moments later)
• 04:00 - r34/kazprom (feat. sauna)
• 04:01 - Erkul gets more than the cuddles Pequeno was bargaining for
• 06:30 - Erkul goes to sleep
• 07:00 - Mjölk, Femman, Normal, Kazprom and Arvid take a 30 minute walk to ICA and bathe on the beach
• 09:00 - Kazprom passes out on the porch, then proceeds to teleport to Arvid’s dad’s bed (controversial)
• 11:00 - Final soak, ft. cheez doodles soaked in jacuzzi (and possibly precum) water
• 11:30 - Brunsås wants to uber sushi to the house????????
• 14:00 - Everyone leaves
• 14:15- Erkul wakes up
• 14:25 - Erkul somehow makes the fastest fucking recovery in the west and makes it to the group already headed to the bus

Emotional fallout from Hässelby strand

• Idk fomo
• Toddy anti-fomo