Skillnad mellan versioner av "Kapsyl"
Från Smaskipedia
Trälim (Diskussion | bidrag) |
Mjölk (Diskussion | bidrag) |
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*"I didn't hear any of that 'cause I was choking on my own spit" - Stormöte HT24 | *"I didn't hear any of that 'cause I was choking on my own spit" - Stormöte HT24 | ||
*"I was just talking to him 4 minutes ago, how is he naked already?!" - Om [[Teddy]] | *"I was just talking to him 4 minutes ago, how is he naked already?!" - Om [[Teddy]] | ||
| + | *”There once used to be a German Ska nation in Uppsala.” -till Foucault, Kazprom, Mjölk, Normal, Halvstjärt, Flätarn, Slatte och Cider en vacker lördag i slutet av augusti | ||
[[Bild:YakuKapsyl.jpg]] | [[Bild:YakuKapsyl.jpg]] | ||
Versionen från 30 augusti 2025 kl. 19.43
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| Smeknamn: | Kapsyl |
| Skola/Utbildning: | Uppsala universitet |
| Orkester/Balett: | Wijkmanska Blecket |
| Instrument: | Blockflöjt, Cello, sång |
| Antal besökta SOF/STORK: | 2 |
| Antal turnéer: | 0 |
Introduktion
Ej att förväxlas med Teddy. Aggresiv blockflöjtist som tenderar att använda kapsyler som vapen. Ju mer alkohol hon konsumerar, desto större blir ammunitionsförrådet och desto intensivare blir attackerna. Mycket politisk. Kommer från Tyskland, studerar i Nederländerna, politisk flykting i Sverige.
Meriter
- Wijkmanska Bleckets Livboj 2024-25
- Trombonsektionens Officiella George W. Bush 24/25
Citat
- "That's why we had so many to kill." - Om judarna i Tyskland
- "Jesus was a communist" - Om kristendom
- "If you don't want women in your kitchen, you're an incel."
- "If we elect a psychopath, that would be very unfortunate" - stormöte '23
- "I'm a feminist, I can abuse my boyfriend myself"
- "My old enemy, Guatemala"
- "Arson is such a bisexual thing"
- "WE INVADED THEM - TWICE!" - Om Nederländerna
- "Belgium is shit, but maybe the German part is okay"
- "On what kind of drugs have I been? What kind of drugs have I been taking?" - en dag i Hekkken
- "Maybe we should take out Africa completely"
- "They call me the "Drillmaster" because I'm so mean to kids"
- "I'm putting that on your Smaskipedia. That's a Smaskipedia quote if I've ever heard one." -något som aldrig följdes upp
- "It's all the same, it's all part of the Groß German Reich" - Om Nederländerna och Belgien
- "I'm very liberal with animal death" -Kapsyl under trombonprehearsal
- "i dont care abute your anbison i care abut yur balls"
- "I didn't hear any of that 'cause I was choking on my own spit" - Stormöte HT24
- "I was just talking to him 4 minutes ago, how is he naked already?!" - Om Teddy
- ”There once used to be a German Ska nation in Uppsala.” -till Foucault, Kazprom, Mjölk, Normal, Halvstjärt, Flätarn, Slatte och Cider en vacker lördag i slutet av augusti
Kapsyl som pratar med Yakuman för att be om sprit som hade gömts i buskarna
