Visa källkod för Pippi Långstrump och den Packade Kungen

'''Pippi Långstrump och den Packade Kungen''' är det [[P-spex]] som genomfördes i pausen till [[PQ]]s [[Quonsärt]] [[Ofiltrerat]] 2024.

Manus och Regi av [[L1]] och [[Infanta]]

'''Karaktärer:'''
*Pippi Långstrump spelad av [[McLovin]]
*Pippis Pappa spelad av [[Zå Länge]]
*Kung Karl XII  spelad av [[Lillemor]]
*Drottningen spelad av [[Eggs]]
*Kungens Chaufför spelad av [[Svensken]]
*Astrid Lindgren spelad av [[Bambi]]

'''Rekvisita:'''
*1 Bil
*1 Pippi Långstrum utklädnad
*1 Pippi Långstrump Bok
*1 McDonalds
*3 Burger King Krona
*1 Mysteriskt träd
*1 Talar Podium
*1 Kisshink
*1 Blåbärsställe
*6 Whoppers
*1 Ko
*1 Greta Thunberg

==Manus==

Scen 1: 


'''1. Astrid Lindgren:''' 
:Hello dear visitors. My name is Astrid Lindgren. Today, we will hear a story about love, argument and passion. Sit down and enjoy. 

:The King of Sweden is a powerful man. Every year in winter, he embarks on a journey to the Norwegian border, where he enjoys a Skiing trip in the luxury solitude of the mountains. 
:This year, his wife and his chauffeur are the only one’s coming along. 
:But there is trouble in paradise! The King’s favorite book, Pippi Longstocking, has recently been under attack for it’s racist stereotypes and wording. 
:While the Queen is fully on the side of the “woke left” - as the king likes to call it - he insists that the books are harmless; the racist slur is only a reflection of the time period the book was written in, after all. 
:Will this cause uproar during the trip? 

''In car, driving in silence. Kungen is reading a Pippi Langstrumpf book.'' 

'''2. Queen:''' 
:I can’t believe you still read this junk! You know it’s a racist book, you drunk! 
:They should just ban it already anyway. I don’t want our kids to later speak that way!

'''3. Kungen:''' 
:''(drinking beer)'' 
:Can you just let it be? I’m enjoying this in all its glee. 
:It’s a classic. Also, why are you so drastic? 
:It was written a long time ago, people know that it’s an outdated wording, hoe!

'''4. Queen:''' 
:I’m not going to sit still and say nothing. This is giving rise to all new self-loving, oyster-stuffing, good-for-nothing racists. 
:We’re going to discuss this now. Oh, look outside, A COW!

'''5. Kungen:''' 
''(drinking beer)'' 
:Alright, whatever, shut your mouth. You're not my mom, you're only my spouse! Driver!
:Pull over, I need to piss. Matter of fact, also give me a kiss. 
:''Proceeds to kiss the driver on the mouth gently and lovingly'' 


''The Driver pulls over to the side of the road (middle of nowhere)''


'''Scen 2:'''


''Outside, pissing (for real, pissing in a bucket on stage).'' 

''Mitt Eget Blåbärstelle is playing.'' 


'''Scen 3:'''


''Back in the car, driving.''


'''6. Driver:''' 
:Did the pissing go alright, my king? It would be a shame if the Gonorrhea would still make it sting.

'''7. Kungen:''' :
:''(Flirting with the driver)'' 
:Yeah, yeah, it was alright. Though I enjoy it more in bed at night ;)

'''8. Queen:''' 
:Stop it now, you two! Next time I’ll catch you in bed together I’ll take the axe and follow through.

'''9. Kungen:''' 
:I told you to be quiet, you hag! This man and I have swag in drag!


'''Scen 4:''' 


'''10. Astrid Lindgren:''' 
:After a long day of driving, the King and his Fling were tired and hungry. So they stopped for a delicious BURGER at Macky-D.


''Whopper whopper dripple whopper song acapella'' https://musescore.com/user/37265061/scores/10599244


'''11. Pippi’s Dad:'''
:Hello and welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?

'''12. Kungen:'''
:5 Whoppers… … and 1 more Whopper. And now tell me if Pippi Longstocking is racist or still a show-stopper. 

'''13. Pippis’s Dad:''' 
:My daughter? Racist? 
:Take that back or I will commit manslaughter. The only thing questionable about that book is that she looks like that damn activist.

'''14. Queen:''' 
:What? That’s crazy! You guys' racism amaze’ me.
:You come to our car and we talk this out, that’s an order! Else I will directly deport her. 
:''(Points at Pippi Longstocking)''


'''Scen 5:'''


''Back in the car, all 5 of them. They’re vigorously discussing (freestyle).''


'''15. Driver:''' 
:Everyone shut the fuck up! I can’t concentrate on driving in this madness.
:I’m risking to completely crash into this truck! The whole nation will be in sadness.

'''16. Pippi Longstocking.:''' 
:Stop you guys, this really grind’s my gears. It’s a wholesome story, and I have absolutely nothing against knee…

'''17. Driver:''' 
:Oh no Pippi stop! this is a slippery slippery slope!



''The driver crashes the car into the mystical tree while Pilgrims Chorus plays.''