Pippi Långstrump och den Packade Kungen

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Pippi Långstrump och den Packade Kungen är det P-spex som genomfördes i pausen till PQs Quonsärt Ofiltrerat 2024.

Manus och Regi av L1 och Infanta

Karaktärer:

Rekvisita:

  • 1 Bil
  • 1 Pippi Långstrum utklädnad
  • 1 Pippi Långstrump Bok
  • 1 McDonalds
  • 3 Burger King Krona
  • 1 Mysteriskt träd
  • 1 Talar Podium
  • 1 Kisshink
  • 1 Blåbärsställe
  • 6 Whoppers
  • 1 Ko
  • 1 Greta Thunberg

Manus

Scen 1:


1. Astrid Lindgren:

Hello dear visitors. My name is Astrid Lindgren. Today, we will hear a story about love, argument and passion. Sit down and enjoy.
The King of Sweden is a powerful man. Every year in winter, he embarks on a journey to the Norwegian border, where he enjoys a Skiing trip in the luxury solitude of the mountains.
This year, his wife and his chauffeur are the only one’s coming along.
But there is trouble in paradise! The King’s favorite book, Pippi Longstocking, has recently been under attack for it’s racist stereotypes and wording.
While the Queen is fully on the side of the “woke left” - as the king likes to call it - he insists that the books are harmless; the racist slur is only a reflection of the time period the book was written in, after all.
Will this cause uproar during the trip?

In car, driving in silence. Kungen is reading a Pippi Langstrumpf book.

2. Queen:

I can’t believe you still read this junk! You know it’s a racist book, you drunk!
They should just ban it already anyway. I don’t want our kids to later speak that way!

3. Kungen:

(drinking beer)
Can you just let it be? I’m enjoying this in all its glee.
It’s a classic. Also, why are you so drastic?
It was written a long time ago, people know that it’s an outdated wording, hoe!

4. Queen:

I’m not going to sit still and say nothing. This is giving rise to all new self-loving, oyster-stuffing, good-for-nothing racists.
We’re going to discuss this now. Oh, look outside, A COW!

5. Kungen: (drinking beer)

Alright, whatever, shut your mouth. You're not my mom, you're only my spouse! Driver!
Pull over, I need to piss. Matter of fact, also give me a kiss.
Proceeds to kiss the driver on the mouth gently and lovingly


The Driver pulls over to the side of the road (middle of nowhere)


Scen 2:


Outside, pissing (for real, pissing in a bucket on stage).

Mitt Eget Blåbärstelle is playing.


Scen 3:


Back in the car, driving.


6. Driver:

Did the pissing go alright, my king? It would be a shame if the Gonorrhea would still make it sting.

7. Kungen: :

(Flirting with the driver)
Yeah, yeah, it was alright. Though I enjoy it more in bed at night ;)

8. Queen:

Stop it now, you two! Next time I’ll catch you in bed together I’ll take the axe and follow through.

9. Kungen:

I told you to be quiet, you hag! This man and I have swag in drag!


Scen 4:


10. Astrid Lindgren:

After a long day of driving, the King and his Fling were tired and hungry. So they stopped for a delicious BURGER at Macky-D.


Whopper whopper dripple whopper song acapella https://musescore.com/user/37265061/scores/10599244


11. Pippi’s Dad:

Hello and welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?

12. Kungen:

5 Whoppers… … and 1 more Whopper. And now tell me if Pippi Longstocking is racist or still a show-stopper.

13. Pippis’s Dad:

My daughter? Racist?
Take that back or I will commit manslaughter. The only thing questionable about that book is that she looks like that damn activist.

14. Queen:

What? That’s crazy! You guys' racism amaze’ me.
You come to our car and we talk this out, that’s an order! Else I will directly deport her.
(Points at Pippi Longstocking)


Scen 5:


Back in the car, all 5 of them. They’re vigorously discussing (freestyle).


15. Driver:

Everyone shut the fuck up! I can’t concentrate on driving in this madness.
I’m risking to completely crash into this truck! The whole nation will be in sadness.

16. Pippi Longstocking.:

Stop you guys, this really grind’s my gears. It’s a wholesome story, and I have absolutely nothing against knee…

17. Driver:

Oh no Pippi stop! this is a slippery slippery slope!


The driver crashes the car into the mystical tree while Pilgrims Chorus plays.

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