Warriors of the world
Warriors of the World är en låt skriven av Manowar och ofta framförd av Wijkmanska Blecket. Det sägs att Bleckets kärlek till den här låten går så långt att många parodier har gett upphov till den.
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Here our soldiers stand
From all around the world
Waiting in a line
To hear the battle cry
All are gathered here
Victory is near
The sound will fill the hall
Bringing power to us all
We alone are fighting
For metal that is true
We own the right, to live the fight
We're here for all of you
Now swear the blood upon your steel
Will never dry
Stand and fight together
Beneath the metal sky
Brothers everywhere
Raise your hands into the air
We're warriors, warriors of the world
Like thunder from the sky
Sworn to fight and die
We're warriors, warriors of the world
Many stand against us
But they will never win
We said we would return
And here we are again!
To bring them all destruction
Suffering, and pain
We are the hammer of the Gods
We are thunder, wind, and rain!
There they wait in fear
With swords in feeble hands
With dreams to be a king
First, one should be a man
I call about and charge them all
With a life that is a lie
And in their final hour
They shall confess before they die!
Brothers everywhere
Raise your hands into the air
We're warriors, warriors of the world
Like thunder from the sky
Sworn to fight and die
We're warriors, warriors of the world
If I should fall in battle
My brothers who fight by my side
Gather my horse, and weapons
Tell my family how I died
Until then I will be strong
I will fight for all that is real
All who stand in my way, will die by steel!
||: Brothers everywhere
Raise your hands into the air
We're warriors, warriors of the world
Like thunder from the sky
Sworn to fight and die
We're warriors, warriors of the world :|| x3
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Kidney stones of the World
Skrivet av Trälim och Lurk (båda mycket berusade), och i mindre utsträckning en nykter Skådis, under en biltur tillbaka till boendet från SMASH-lokalen i Norge. Detta var allt som svar på att Lurk hävdade att han ville ha kidney stones. Trälim avslutade senare sångtexten den 19 april 2023 i Uplands Nations café.
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Here our kidneys stand
From all around the world
Waiting in a line
To hear the kidney stones
All are gathered here
Kidney stones are here
The piss will fill the hall
Bringing kidneys to us all
We alone are pissing for kidneys that are true
We own the right, to live the fight
We stone for all of you
Now swear the stones upon your kidneys will never dry
Stand and fight together
Beneath the kidney stones
Kidneys everywhere
Raise your stones into the air
We are kidney stones, kidney stones of the world
Like kidneys from the sky
Sworn to piss and die
We are kidney stones, kidney stones of the world
Many shit upon us
But they will never win
We said we will return
And here we are again!
The stones bring them destruction
Suffering and pain
We are the hammer of the stones
We are renal calculi!
There they wait in fear
With dicks in feeble hands
With dreams to be a kidney
First, one should be a stone
I call about and charge them all
With a kidney that is a lie
And with their final stone
They shall pass before they die!
Kidneys everywhere
Raise your stones into the air
We are kidney stones, kidney stones of the world
Like kidneys from the sky
Sworn to piss and die
We are kidney stones, kidney stones of the world
If I should go to the ER
My brothers who piss by my side
Gather my pills and catheter
Tell my family how I died
Until then I will be strong
I will piss for all that is real
All who stand in my way, will die by stones
||: Kidneys everywhere
Raise your stones into the air
We are kidney stones, kidney stones of the world
Like kidneys from the sky
Sworn to piss and die
We are kidney stones, kidney stones of the world :|| x3
All Hail the Asp
Skrivet av Clarsynt när hon låg i sängen på morgonen den 20/4 (O marijuana!). Denna version framfördes senare på SOF 2023 till häftiga applåder från publiken.
Text Here we are again From all around the world waiting by the bridge Across the Fyriså all are gathered here Josephine is near this asp will jump the fall show her power to us all
We alone are worshipping the truly greatest fish We'd never, ever think of making it into a dish We swear the river Fyriså Will never dry We play Kravall together beneath the April sky!
Bleckists everywhere Raise your hands into the air All hail the asp, the best fish in the world It cannot fly It is born to swim or die But it is the asp, the best fish in the world
Many other fish Are swimming in the waves But any decent Bleckist would be Dancing on their graves Illa, illa, skit illa, herring, pike and trout! We only want the asp and we're singing it out loud!
The asp it is the greatest of fish you'll ever see Its scales they shine like pearls It swims so graciously To think that there's a greater fish Is just a lie And whoever thinks that Shall confess before they die!
Bleckists everywhere Raise your hands into the air All hail the asp, the best fish in the world It cannot fly It is born to swim or die But it is the asp, the best fish in the world
If I should fall in the river The asp will be by my side Swim with me forever What a beautiful way to die! Until then I will play songs to praise the asp and all its glory All who stand in my way, will die by kravall!
||: Bleckists everywhere Raise your hands into the air All hail the asp, the best fish in the world It cannot fly It is born to swim or die But it is the asp, the best fish in the world :|| x3
Rock, Paper, Scissors of the World
"Skrivt" av Clarsynt, Nyckfull och Trälim (återigen full) under Wijkmanska Bleckets rephelg VT23. När Lasse och hennes vän gick ner för att använda badrummet utmanade Nyckfull henne till en omgång med sten-pappersax, och när den blev ignorerad började den berusade trion sjunga Warriors med interjektioner med sten-papper-sax-tema.
Text Here our rocks stand From all around the paper Waiting in a scissors To hear the rocks cry Paper's gathered here Scissors are near The rocks will fill the hall Bringing paper to us all
We alone are fighting For rocks that are true We own the paper to live the scissors We rock for all of you Now swear the paper upon your scissors Will never rock We stand and paper together Beneath the scissors sky
Rocks everywhere Raise your paper to the air We are scissors, rock-paper-scissors of the world Like rocks from the sky Sworn to paper and die We are scissors, rock-paper-scissors of the world
Many rock against us But they will never paper We said we would return And here we are again To bring them all scissors Rocks, and paper We are the scissors of the rocks We are paper, scissors, rock
There they wait in paper With scissors in feeble rock With dreams to be a paper First, one should be a scissors I call about and rock them all With a paper that is a lie And in their final scissors They shall confess before they rock!
Paper everywhere Raise your scissors to the air We are rocks, rock-paper-scissors of the world Like paper from the sky Sworn to scissor and die We are rocks, rock-paper scissors of the world
If I should fall in paper My scissors who rock by my side Gather my paper, and scissors Tell my family how I died Until then, I will be rock I will paper for all that is scissors All who rock in my way, will paper by scissors!
||: Rocks everywhere Raise your paper to the air We are scissors, rock-paper-scissors of the world Like rock from the sky Sworn to paper and die We are rocks, rock-paper-scissors of the world :|| x3