Skillnad mellan versioner av "Jaws"
Odöpt (Diskussion | bidrag) |
MörlynAB (Diskussion | bidrag) |
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|bild=[[Fil:Jaws.png]] | |bild=[[Fil:Jaws.png]] | ||
| − | |orkester=[[Axelbandet]] | + | |smeknamn=ajws, Josh, Jas (med [[Koschu Jeeschus|svenskt uttal]]) |
| − | | instrument=[[trumpet]] | + | |orkester=[[Axelbandet]], [[Stina ensemblen]] |
| + | | instrument=[[trumpet]], [[Euphonium|Plutonium]] | ||
| + | |antalf=2 | ||
|start=2018 | |start=2018 | ||
|antalm=cirkus 5 | |antalm=cirkus 5 | ||
| Rad 25: | Rad 27: | ||
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! Victim !! Consent? !! Date of attack !! Övrigt !! Jaws Review !! Victim Review | ! Victim !! Consent? !! Date of attack !! Övrigt !! Jaws Review !! Victim Review | ||
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| + | | [[Sircus]]|| Yes || 13.12.2023 || If the Shark get's married there should be a bite instead of a kiss || It was fun but a little bit awkward because it was on the lips, also exciting|| Oddly hot | ||
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| + | | [[Træchca(n)t]] | ||
| + | |[[Grovråst|Råst]] || Yes || 08.12.2023 || Victim got bruises that lasted a couple of days || Was feeling sneaky, bit a bit harder for funsies || Nice | ||
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| Trumpet 2 note folder (AB) || No || 26.05.2023 || - || Not for pleasure, did it to save lives || | | Trumpet 2 note folder (AB) || No || 26.05.2023 || - || Not for pleasure, did it to save lives || | ||
| Rad 49: | Rad 56: | ||
Weird auncle to every offspring of Lasol | Weird auncle to every offspring of Lasol | ||
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| + | Married to [[Træchca(n)t]] | ||
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| + | Married to [[Sircus]] | ||
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| + | Adopted by [[Mörlyn]] and [[Sircus]] | ||
== Citat == | == Citat == | ||
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"Hehe, got your addiction :D" -Jaws på Portti 20.11.2023 | "Hehe, got your addiction :D" -Jaws på Portti 20.11.2023 | ||
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| + | "He had great tits and a small peepee" Jaws om Per Brahe | ||
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| + | Cat: "Jaws is gonna kill me!" Jaws: "No, I'm going to kill Sircus." Fastlaskianen skördar sitt första offer | ||
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| + | ”I know how to do pp” | ||
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| + | "I'm not saying this as an alcoholic" - Eldprowet 2024 | ||
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| + | "Queers go to hell so it's nesting." - STORK 2024 - ABCAH runda | ||
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== Sagt om Jaws == | == Sagt om Jaws == | ||
"Jaws is just an animal" - [[Grovråst]] | "Jaws is just an animal" - [[Grovråst]] | ||
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"You have the feet of Fëanor" - [[Koschu Jeeschus]] har problem med Jaws fötter | "You have the feet of Fëanor" - [[Koschu Jeeschus]] har problem med Jaws fötter | ||
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| + | "They are not the feet of Fëanor" - [[Koschu Jeeschus]] genast efter | ||
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| + | "There's memes and then there is whatever Jaws sends me" - [[Ranger]] | ||
==Subway 20.9.22== | ==Subway 20.9.22== | ||
Nuvarande version från 16 oktober 2024 kl. 18.20
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| Smeknamn: | ajws, Josh, Jas (med svenskt uttal) |
| Orkester/Balett: | Axelbandet, Stina ensemblen |
| Började i orkester/balett: | 2018 |
| Instrument: | trumpet, Plutonium |
| Antal medaljer: | cirkus 5 |
| Antal besökta SOF/STORK: | 2 |
Jaws spelar trumpet i Axelbandet. Hen pratar ugriska men kommunicerar också i nervösa skratt och finska trupetljud.
Jaws hade tidigare som vana att smyga upp bakom MG och ta ett väldigt stadigt överrasknings strypgrepp. Hen föredrar att sova på än madrass istället för i en bil. Men bilsovning är ändå att föredra till nykterhet.
På Axelnatten 2019 spelade Jaws låten "Baby Shark" utklädd till en haj. Hen erhöll även rätten att bära Dynamite Brass manteln.
Förutom att ha förvandlat plastpåsar till hajdräkter och Dynamite Brass manteln till Dynamite Brass mantelkjol, har Jaws även sydd sin egen Axelbandet halare.
Är i en aktiv "intrusive thought challenge" med Sircus. I challengen tillhör t.ex. snöänglar på båtdeck och ingestering av kvitton.
Innehåll |
[redigera] Shark Attacks
Jaws vill påpeka att hen oftast frågar om samtycke innan attack.
| Victim | Consent? | Date of attack | Övrigt | Jaws Review | Victim Review | |
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| Sircus | Yes | 13.12.2023 | If the Shark get's married there should be a bite instead of a kiss | It was fun but a little bit awkward because it was on the lips, also exciting | Oddly hot | |
| Træchca(n)t | Råst | Yes | 08.12.2023 | Victim got bruises that lasted a couple of days | Was feeling sneaky, bit a bit harder for funsies | Nice |
| Trumpet 2 note folder (AB) | No | 26.05.2023 | - | Not for pleasure, did it to save lives | ||
| Træchca(n)t (AB) | Yes | 08.05.2023 | - | Nice and chewy | Nice, a firm bite. Got bamboozled 9/10 | |
| Sircus (AB) | Yes | 24.04.2023 | - | HARD ARM, difficult to get a good grip. | Just like getting bit by a real shark | |
| Thomas (PQ) | Yes | 03.03.2023 | Got feedback of being very good at biting. | |||
| PQigg (PQ) | Yes | 03.03.2023 | Victim was very aggressive in a fight over Aba. | |||
| Perkelele (AB) | Yes | 15.10.2022 | - | Not a good experience, victim had too many tendons. | ||
| Kalevalina (AB) | Yes | 15.10.2022 | Was craving a bite and a hand was offered. | This was a pleasant biting experience. | ||
| Galna Muu!? (AB) | No | 10.03.2018 | ??? |
[redigera] Family
Lasol's sibling
Weird auncle to every offspring of Lasol
Married to Træchca(n)t
Married to Sircus
[redigera] Citat
"Muumit on karvaista mozzarellaa" (Mumin är hårig mozzarella) - 4.4.2022 på Portti
”I have also licked my feet, but not enjoyed it like…. that…” Jaws och Råst diskuterar deras barndom
"I don't like being wet"
”I like kakka”
"Haluaisitko pissata itsesi tyhjäksi?" -Jaws till hornet i taket 3.7.2023
"Hehe, got your addiction :D" -Jaws på Portti 20.11.2023
"He had great tits and a small peepee" Jaws om Per Brahe
Cat: "Jaws is gonna kill me!" Jaws: "No, I'm going to kill Sircus." Fastlaskianen skördar sitt första offer
”I know how to do pp”
"I'm not saying this as an alcoholic" - Eldprowet 2024
"Queers go to hell so it's nesting." - STORK 2024 - ABCAH runda
[redigera] Sagt om Jaws
"Jaws is just an animal" - Grovråst
"You have the feet of Fëanor" - Koschu Jeeschus har problem med Jaws fötter
"They are not the feet of Fëanor" - Koschu Jeeschus genast efter
"There's memes and then there is whatever Jaws sends me" - Ranger
[redigera] Subway 20.9.22
Jaws har glömt hur man pratar finska.
