Skillnad mellan versioner av "Jaws"

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|namn=Jaws
 
|namn=Jaws
 
|bild=[[Fil:Jaws.png]]
 
|bild=[[Fil:Jaws.png]]
|orkester=[[Axelbandet]]
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|smeknamn=ajws, Josh, Jas (med [[Koschu Jeeschus|svenskt uttal]])
| instrument=[[trumpet]]
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|orkester=[[Axelbandet]], [[Stina ensemblen]]
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| instrument=[[trumpet]], [[Euphonium|Plutonium]]
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|antalf=2
 
|start=2018
 
|start=2018
 
|antalm=cirkus 5
 
|antalm=cirkus 5
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! Victim !! Consent? !! Date of attack !! Övrigt !! Jaws Review !! Victim Review
 
! Victim !! Consent? !! Date of attack !! Övrigt !! Jaws Review !! Victim Review
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| [[Sircus]]|| Yes || 13.12.2023 || If the Shark get's married there should be a bite instead of a kiss || It was fun but a little bit awkward because it was on the lips, also exciting|| Oddly hot
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| [[Træchca(n)t]]
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|[[Grovråst|Råst]] || Yes || 08.12.2023 || Victim got bruises that lasted a couple of days || Was feeling sneaky, bit a bit harder for funsies || Nice
 
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| Trumpet 2 note folder (AB) || No || 26.05.2023 || - || Not for pleasure, did it to save lives  ||
 
| Trumpet 2 note folder (AB) || No || 26.05.2023 || - || Not for pleasure, did it to save lives  ||
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| [[Sircus]] (AB) || Yes || 24.04.2023 || - ||  HARD ARM, difficult to get a good grip. || Just like getting bit by a real shark
 
| [[Sircus]] (AB) || Yes || 24.04.2023 || - ||  HARD ARM, difficult to get a good grip. || Just like getting bit by a real shark
 
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| Tomas (PQ) || Yes || 03.03.2023 || Got feedback of being very good at biting. || ||
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| [[Thomas]] (PQ) || Yes || 03.03.2023 || Got feedback of being very good at biting. || ||
 
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| [[PQigg]] (PQ) || Yes || 03.03.2023 || Victim was very aggressive in a fight over Aba. || ||
 
| [[PQigg]] (PQ) || Yes || 03.03.2023 || Victim was very aggressive in a fight over Aba. || ||
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Weird auncle to every offspring of Lasol
 
Weird auncle to every offspring of Lasol
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Married to [[Træchca(n)t]]
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Married to [[Sircus]]
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Adopted by [[Mörlyn]] and [[Sircus]]
  
 
== Citat ==
 
== Citat ==
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”I have also licked my feet, but not enjoyed it like…. that…” Jaws och Råst diskuterar deras barndom
 
”I have also licked my feet, but not enjoyed it like…. that…” Jaws och Råst diskuterar deras barndom
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"I don't like being wet"
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”I like kakka”
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"Haluaisitko pissata itsesi tyhjäksi?" -Jaws till hornet i taket 3.7.2023
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"Hehe, got your addiction :D" -Jaws på Portti 20.11.2023
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"He had great tits and a small peepee" Jaws om Per Brahe
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Cat: "Jaws is gonna kill me!" Jaws: "No, I'm going to kill Sircus." Fastlaskianen skördar sitt första offer
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”I know how to do pp”
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"I'm not saying this as an alcoholic" - Eldprowet 2024
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"Queers go to hell so it's nesting." - STORK 2024 - ABCAH runda
  
 
== Sagt om Jaws ==
 
== Sagt om Jaws ==
  
 
"Jaws is just an animal" - [[Grovråst]]
 
"Jaws is just an animal" - [[Grovråst]]
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"You have the feet of Fëanor" - [[Koschu Jeeschus]] har problem med Jaws fötter
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"They are not the feet of Fëanor" - [[Koschu Jeeschus]] genast efter
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"There's memes and then there is whatever Jaws sends me" - [[Ranger]]
  
 
==Subway 20.9.22==
 
==Subway 20.9.22==

Nuvarande version från 16 oktober 2024 kl. 18.20

Jaws
Jaws.png
Smeknamn: ajws, Josh, Jas (med svenskt uttal)
Orkester/Balett: Axelbandet, Stina ensemblen
Började i orkester/balett: 2018
Instrument: trumpet, Plutonium
Antal medaljer: cirkus 5
Antal besökta SOF/STORK: 2

Jaws spelar trumpet i Axelbandet. Hen pratar ugriska men kommunicerar också i nervösa skratt och finska trupetljud.

Jaws hade tidigare som vana att smyga upp bakom MG och ta ett väldigt stadigt överrasknings strypgrepp. Hen föredrar att sova på än madrass istället för i en bil. Men bilsovning är ändå att föredra till nykterhet.

Axelnatten 2019 spelade Jaws låten "Baby Shark" utklädd till en haj. Hen erhöll även rätten att bära Dynamite Brass manteln.

Förutom att ha förvandlat plastpåsar till hajdräkter och Dynamite Brass manteln till Dynamite Brass mantelkjol, har Jaws även sydd sin egen Axelbandet halare.

Är i en aktiv "intrusive thought challenge" med Sircus. I challengen tillhör t.ex. snöänglar på båtdeck och ingestering av kvitton.

Innehåll

[redigera] Shark Attacks

Jaws vill påpeka att hen oftast frågar om samtycke innan attack.

Victim Consent? Date of attack Övrigt Jaws Review Victim Review
Sircus Yes 13.12.2023 If the Shark get's married there should be a bite instead of a kiss It was fun but a little bit awkward because it was on the lips, also exciting Oddly hot
Træchca(n)t Råst Yes 08.12.2023 Victim got bruises that lasted a couple of days Was feeling sneaky, bit a bit harder for funsies Nice
Trumpet 2 note folder (AB) No 26.05.2023 - Not for pleasure, did it to save lives
Træchca(n)t (AB) Yes 08.05.2023 - Nice and chewy Nice, a firm bite. Got bamboozled 9/10
Sircus (AB) Yes 24.04.2023 - HARD ARM, difficult to get a good grip. Just like getting bit by a real shark
Thomas (PQ) Yes 03.03.2023 Got feedback of being very good at biting.
PQigg (PQ) Yes 03.03.2023 Victim was very aggressive in a fight over Aba.
Perkelele (AB) Yes 15.10.2022 - Not a good experience, victim had too many tendons.
Kalevalina (AB) Yes 15.10.2022 Was craving a bite and a hand was offered. This was a pleasant biting experience.
Galna Muu!? (AB) No 10.03.2018  ???

[redigera] Family

Lasol's sibling

Weird auncle to every offspring of Lasol

Married to Træchca(n)t

Married to Sircus

Adopted by Mörlyn and Sircus

[redigera] Citat

"Muumit on karvaista mozzarellaa" (Mumin är hårig mozzarella) - 4.4.2022 på Portti

”I have also licked my feet, but not enjoyed it like…. that…” Jaws och Råst diskuterar deras barndom

"I don't like being wet"

”I like kakka”

"Haluaisitko pissata itsesi tyhjäksi?" -Jaws till hornet i taket 3.7.2023

"Hehe, got your addiction :D" -Jaws på Portti 20.11.2023

"He had great tits and a small peepee" Jaws om Per Brahe

Cat: "Jaws is gonna kill me!" Jaws: "No, I'm going to kill Sircus." Fastlaskianen skördar sitt första offer

”I know how to do pp”

"I'm not saying this as an alcoholic" - Eldprowet 2024

"Queers go to hell so it's nesting." - STORK 2024 - ABCAH runda

[redigera] Sagt om Jaws

"Jaws is just an animal" - Grovråst

"You have the feet of Fëanor" - Koschu Jeeschus har problem med Jaws fötter

"They are not the feet of Fëanor" - Koschu Jeeschus genast efter

"There's memes and then there is whatever Jaws sends me" - Ranger

[redigera] Subway 20.9.22

Jaws har glömt hur man pratar finska.

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