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<p>Skapade sidan med &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pippi Långstrump och den Packade Kungen&#039;&#039;&#039; är det <a href="/P-spex" class="mw-redirect" title="P-spex">P-spex</a> som genomfördes i pausen till <a href="/PQ" class="mw-redirect" title="PQ">PQs</a> <a href="/Quons%C3%A4rt" title="Quonsärt">Quonsärt</a> <a href="/Ofiltrerat" title="Ofiltrerat">Ofiltrerat</a> 2024. Manus och Regi av <a href="/L1" title="L1">L1</a> och [[I...&#039;</p> <p><b>Ny sida</b></p><div>'''Pippi Långstrump och den Packade Kungen''' är det [[P-spex]] som genomfördes i pausen till [[PQ]]s [[Quonsärt]] [[Ofiltrerat]] 2024.<br /> <br /> Manus och Regi av [[L1]] och [[Infanta]]<br /> <br /> '''Karaktärer:'''<br /> *Pippi Långstrump spelad av [[McLovin]]<br /> *Pippis Pappa spelad av [[Zå Länge]]<br /> *Kung Karl XII spelad av [[Lillemor]]<br /> *Drottningen spelad av [[Eggs]]<br /> *Kungens Chaufför spelad av [[Svensken]]<br /> *Astrid Lindgren spelad av [[Bambi]]<br /> <br /> '''Rekvisita:'''<br /> *1 Bil<br /> *1 Pippi Långstrum utklädnad<br /> *1 Pippi Långstrump Bok<br /> *1 McDonalds<br /> *3 Burger King Krona<br /> *1 Mysteriskt träd<br /> *1 Talar Podium<br /> *1 Kisshink<br /> *1 Blåbärsställe<br /> *6 Whoppers<br /> *1 Ko<br /> *1 Greta Thunberg<br /> <br /> ==Manus==<br /> <br /> Scen 1: <br /> <br /> <br /> '''1. Astrid Lindgren:''' <br /> :Hello dear visitors. My name is Astrid Lindgren. Today, we will hear a story about love, argument and passion. Sit down and enjoy. <br /> <br /> :The King of Sweden is a powerful man. Every year in winter, he embarks on a journey to the Norwegian border, where he enjoys a Skiing trip in the luxury solitude of the mountains. <br /> :This year, his wife and his chauffeur are the only one’s coming along. <br /> :But there is trouble in paradise! The King’s favorite book, Pippi Longstocking, has recently been under attack for it’s racist stereotypes and wording. <br /> :While the Queen is fully on the side of the “woke left” - as the king likes to call it - he insists that the books are harmless; the racist slur is only a reflection of the time period the book was written in, after all. <br /> :Will this cause uproar during the trip? <br /> <br /> ''In car, driving in silence. Kungen is reading a Pippi Langstrumpf book.'' <br /> <br /> '''2. Queen:''' <br /> :I can’t believe you still read this junk! You know it’s a racist book, you drunk! <br /> :They should just ban it already anyway. I don’t want our kids to later speak that way!<br /> <br /> '''3. Kungen:''' <br /> :''(drinking beer)'' <br /> :Can you just let it be? I’m enjoying this in all its glee. <br /> :It’s a classic. Also, why are you so drastic? <br /> :It was written a long time ago, people know that it’s an outdated wording, hoe!<br /> <br /> '''4. Queen:''' <br /> :I’m not going to sit still and say nothing. This is giving rise to all new self-loving, oyster-stuffing, good-for-nothing racists. <br /> :We’re going to discuss this now. Oh, look outside, A COW!<br /> <br /> '''5. Kungen:''' <br /> ''(drinking beer)'' <br /> :Alright, whatever, shut your mouth. You're not my mom, you're only my spouse! Driver!<br /> :Pull over, I need to piss. Matter of fact, also give me a kiss. <br /> :''Proceeds to kiss the driver on the mouth gently and lovingly'' <br /> <br /> <br /> ''The Driver pulls over to the side of the road (middle of nowhere)''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Scen 2:'''<br /> <br /> <br /> ''Outside, pissing (for real, pissing in a bucket on stage).'' <br /> <br /> ''Mitt Eget Blåbärstelle is playing.'' <br /> <br /> <br /> '''Scen 3:'''<br /> <br /> <br /> ''Back in the car, driving.''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''6. Driver:''' <br /> :Did the pissing go alright, my king? It would be a shame if the Gonorrhea would still make it sting.<br /> <br /> '''7. Kungen:''' :<br /> :''(Flirting with the driver)'' <br /> :Yeah, yeah, it was alright. Though I enjoy it more in bed at night ;)<br /> <br /> '''8. Queen:''' <br /> :Stop it now, you two! Next time I’ll catch you in bed together I’ll take the axe and follow through.<br /> <br /> '''9. Kungen:''' <br /> :I told you to be quiet, you hag! This man and I have swag in drag!<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Scen 4:''' <br /> <br /> <br /> '''10. Astrid Lindgren:''' <br /> :After a long day of driving, the King and his Fling were tired and hungry. So they stopped for a delicious BURGER at Macky-D.<br /> <br /> <br /> ''Whopper whopper dripple whopper song acapella'' https://musescore.com/user/37265061/scores/10599244<br /> <br /> <br /> '''11. Pippi’s Dad:'''<br /> :Hello and welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?<br /> <br /> '''12. Kungen:'''<br /> :5 Whoppers… … and 1 more Whopper. And now tell me if Pippi Longstocking is racist or still a show-stopper. <br /> <br /> '''13. Pippis’s Dad:''' <br /> :My daughter? Racist? <br /> :Take that back or I will commit manslaughter. The only thing questionable about that book is that she looks like that damn activist.<br /> <br /> '''14. Queen:''' <br /> :What? That’s crazy! You guys' racism amaze’ me.<br /> :You come to our car and we talk this out, that’s an order! Else I will directly deport her. <br /> :''(Points at Pippi Longstocking)''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Scen 5:'''<br /> <br /> <br /> ''Back in the car, all 5 of them. They’re vigorously discussing (freestyle).''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''15. Driver:''' <br /> :Everyone shut the fuck up! I can’t concentrate on driving in this madness.<br /> :I’m risking to completely crash into this truck! The whole nation will be in sadness.<br /> <br /> '''16. Pippi Longstocking.:''' <br /> :Stop you guys, this really grind’s my gears. It’s a wholesome story, and I have absolutely nothing against knee…<br /> <br /> '''17. Driver:''' <br /> :Oh no Pippi stop! this is a slippery slippery slope!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ''The driver crashes the car into the mystical tree while Pilgrims Chorus plays.''</div>

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